How would you define "old" and "new" users?

[Breadbassket]

Accounts created after the day I joined bad?

 

[WE'RE ALL GONNA]

Kiwifarm users grow in bursts following huge scandals/lolcow events, so I wager that your account has to go through at least 3 major happenings (ie Chris chan going to jail, Gamergay, #DropKiwifarms) before the label of newfag gets peeled off of you.

 

[Kamen Rider Faiz]

perhaps

 

[seri0us]

Kiwifarm users grow in bursts following huge scandals/lolcow events, so I wager that your account has to go through at least 3 major happenings (ie Chris chan going to jail, Gamergay, #DropKiwifarms) before the label of newfag gets peeled off of you.

fair point fellow oldfag

 

[Beak Thing]

I have a dream that new members will one day join a forum where they will not be judged by the color of their join date but by the content of their shitposts. I have a dream today.

 

[Oatmeal2000]

New users have pink join date text (and are really cool and awesome and fun to hang out with)

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

New users are flaming faggots and old users are just regular gay.

 

[Cytotoxic Positivity]

Can't determine it solely by signup date, as many have an account, make no effort to learn the Farms and when a certain topic catches their attention a year later, they shit up a thread and out themselves for what they are.

Some people never seem to get the concept of "lurk moar."

"Learn the rules
You better learn the rules.
If you don't
You'll be eaten in your sleep."
- Dwight Schrute

 

[Autistic Mushroom]

Only red join dates are old users. Everyone else is new.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Old users are dedicated to autism, but new users are born in the autism--molded by it.

 

[The Cunting Death]

It's a state of mind

 

[Absolutego]

Old = remembered the last time Null took the site down for six weeks, probably binged on HWNDU to cope
New = the forum being offline for a weekend is a travesty

 

[No. 7 cat]

I suppose there are new uses who get it, whatever it is, quickly and there are oldfags who are Mad At the Internet, well really tilted over something that mightn't matter in the overall scheme of things.

 

[Queen Elizabeth II]

Oldfag? I'm fucking primordial bitches.

 

[Moths]

kiwistation era best era

 

[Vink]

Its a mentality you newfag.

 

[JustWant2PlayVidya]

If they can grow a proper moustache

 

[Kosher Dill]

New users are people who joined after 2012.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

warm colors = old?

cool colors = new?



(pink is really new and maybe in between old and new is green)

 

[Caesare]

Old users: huge faggots with no sense of self preservation

New users: spastic weirdos