How would you deal with flying killer soda cans?

[Bababooey Warlock]

Which weapons and tactics would you use if there were a mob of flying killer soda cans that were trying to mess you up?

 

[Rozzy]

Call for the assistance of @Soda Can and @SodaDog

 

[pink cupcake frosting]

knight armor, baseball ball, exorcism

 

[Shamefuru Disprayu]

I've shot enough cans to know bullets fuck cans up pretty good.