How will your Kiwi Farms suicide note read?

[Gog & Magog]

mine looks like this, pls do not copy

 

[Haloperidol]

What note? I’m going to do it in a really cool way and livestream it, obviously.

 

[Aunt Carol]

What note? I’m going to do it in a really cool way and livestream it, obviously.

FLY HIGH, @Haloperidol

 

[GrandDriveAuto]

Nigger.

 

[The News Crews]

 

[Ventrue]

Random.txt

”I hope your site crashes sometime in the near future.””Possible ratings manipulation. Harassment website””he does not ban or even rebuke the impersonators or penis photo senders.”“Refer to my Social Security Disability benefits as a Battleship (and not a Tugboat)“”The real problem with Kiwi Farms is that unlike Gamergate, they have no stated mission. They exist only to watch the world burn.””melanin directly communicates with cosmic energy””bleaching your anus is the butt version of haircuts tbh”“boo hoo hoo my mom and dad were right about sodomy boo hoo hoo””Photography or sniper rifle? How should I know?””Then I realised he's not sane in the head.”

“It wasn't suicide. It was Kiwi Farms.””Null is a Dull Lull; LOL.””I don't believe I've ever posted about my anus but I could be wrong. I do drink.””I thought she would just sleep it off like she usually does when she abused substances””He's fat! I'm thin!”
“Do you have a pouch that would perfectly fit a gold ring?
Funny that you would have a pouch like that. Weird.
A pouch that would perfectly fit my father's gold ring, on your desk. Weird.”
Better than a tall glass of Orange Fanta.“stewing and brewing””The last time they pull something like this I wound up in a mental hospital”“My thoughts were constantly interrupted by intrusive Jewish thoughts. Is it Sabbath? what time is sundown? Does this granola bar contain dairy? ... Is the Cloisters Museum within my eruv? When was my last menstrual period?”

“Fuck you. First of all this was the week before I started doing meth.”

 

[SandyCat]

I would turn it into a fun treasure hunt. I'd liquidate my assets and bury all my money somewhere and leave a schizophrenic but still readable treasure map pointing to my mediocre stash and my dead body

 

[Agarathium1066]

"I keep farting but God isn't listening."

 

[sodaboard]

"im gonna try to do a flip but no promises"

 

[Theongogablogian]

I’m just gonna drop this one day, and vanish.

 

[alphabetnigger]

Dear Null, I wrote you but you still ain't calling

 

[Jason Wynn]

Just post a clip of Riff-Raff from Rocky Horror yelling “THEY DIDN’T LIKE ME! THEY NEVER LIKED ME!”

 

[Quiet Guy]

I would turn it into a fun treasure hunt. I'd liquidate my assets and bury all my money somewhere and leave a schizophrenic but still readable treasure map pointing to my mediocre stash and my dead body

 

[dcss]

Well, they already filmed my suicide on January 22, 1987.

 

[OrionBalls]

I'm sorry, Dad.

 

[Tharzidün]

uh-oh spaghettios!! :p

 

[Cat tit bingo]

It'd be a video of me sneaking on to rusty cages property and me using his guillotine on myself.
I'd tag as many people as I can, I'd also attach the photo of giant sandy cheeks sucking up cars with her penis.