How were you potty trained?

[Gorgar]

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[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

One day I really wanted to take a shit and the mom wasn't around. So I went in on my own, sat down on the potty device and did the service. Took a lot of toilet paper afterward, but the mission was a success for a first go.
This happened about two weeks ago.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

at gunpoint

 

[mister meaner]

I wasn't

 

[Twinkletard]

An adult education class offered by my local community college.

 

[Reverend]

With Candy Corns

 

[WeWuzFinns]

I learned that I can jerk off then take a shit and finally pee. This is called the holy trinity.

 

[DerKryptid]

By my parents, unlike your adopted ass

 

[Raxetnahnr]

Can't even remember, but my mom said I was rather late learner. I learned somehow regardless. I don't have any bad memories so I guess it went smoothly.

 

[totallyrandomusername]

Fear, terror, & beatings. I think that's the standard method.

 

[Raxetnahnr]

Just be thankful you guys don't even have to think twice about that shit (pun not intended). Be thankful you dont live with someone who needs help with that stuff. YOUR HELP mind you.

 

[oldTireWater]

Allowed to run bare-assed in the mountains like a savage. When it got cold enough I learned to shit in the outhouse like a civilized human.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I was born fully capable of using a toilet on my own. Imagine being so primitive that you need to be taught how to use a toilet.

 

[DuckSucker]

I used to shit in a bucket in front of the TV while Nick at Nite played and then Id dump it in the toilet and flush. How about u?

I think it was Sanford and Son that was on.

 

[I've Seen Some Shit]

I just kinda stumbled across a stream on potty training and it got me into competitive crapping. I got a toilet ELO of like 2300 now, which makes me a SHITE Master.