How Tommy will die?

[Tragi-Chan]

The Space Jews will kill him with lasers for fondling dogs.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Kaposi sarcoma from AIDS.

 

[Dee Price]

The Space Jews will kill him with lasers for fondling dogs.

I wrote a story about the space jews turning tom into dog mutant and made him spit out litter after litter of pedophile dog mutants that ran around raping the younger mutants. it smelled horrible and it all led to the crew to find tom in one of the forest cylinders on a Dyson Sphere 300 years from now. still spitting out puppies.

It turns out they did give him a vagina. Sort of..... It was a dog crotch that put out only retarded dog mutants as a joke when they found out Tom was a dog fucking pedophile.

 

[Spl00gies]

Cockrot or anneurysm

 

[nekrataal]

Ideally I’d like to see the parents of the kids he molested beat him or shoot him like Gary Plauche did to that guy who diddled his son.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Old age.

I'm a contrarian gambler.

 

[Angry Shoes]

Alone and smelly

 

[Scolopendra Dramatica]

Can what he has even be counted as a life in the first place though??

 

[NaggotFigger]

Any kind of deaths, but maybe could be from fainting in misery, then soon nobody would saw Thomas’s dead body in his hovel as his body would slowly decay and his novel would slowly rot dreadfully, and rats, ants or any kind of cannibal creatures would surround his decayed body after finding their way to enter inside the abandoned hovel with Thomas’s body in it and eat them by pieces and pieces so that there was nothing left from him after decades of refusing to redeem himself and continue being a laughstock and punching bag, being a narcissist dogfucker and attracted to little kids, maybe.

 

[World's Smallest Violin]

He's already dead. He'll put himself out of his misery in his crack den.

 

[Easy Peasy]

Silently.

Nobody will notice. Not the farms, amb, his Facebook "friends". Nobody will notice until the smell of decay is more pungent than usual and the cops are called. Then the county will come scrape up his fetid remains, the building owner will bring a dumpster , and we all move on with our lives.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Eventually, the massive rastafarian tick on his scalp that he calls a 'hat' will drain him try.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Unloved and miserably. I expect it'll be worth a highlight on here, and then we'll all forget about him in the next couple of months or so.

 

[break these cuffs]

Tom is already undead. Each breathe he draws into the COPD riddled lungs is the dying breathe of some young person tragically taken before their time. He will outlive us all.

 

[deso2y]

Jewsh will feed him to death

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

You know I get the feeling Tom is going to do one of his read-a-long videos to this thread.....

 

[Slime Tube]

Brucella Canis.

 

[Interchanger]

However he goes the only people who will know he's gone are the people who frequent this thread on Kiwi. He'll just not be posting anymore. It's something Tooter dose pretty regular, from what I have gathered having frequented this thread for about a month, when Tom stops reacting then Tom is dead.

His family will likely not know, and learn way after the fact, and will move on silently cursing the shame his name has brought on there family. And he'll always be remembered in infamy as a dog fucking pedo.

 

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

He died a long time ago already. He just got raised via some Dark Souls curse.

 

[Coldgrip]

There is a distinct chance that he strokes out on a live stream

This is what I keep hoping for. One day while streaming he just has a rage induced stroke and slumps pathetically back in his chair, mouth agape for the flies to start their work breaking down his carcass.

Alone.

And unloved.