How to get wealthy fast?

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Be a good person, do well in school, pursue worthwhile higher education, do well at your job, ask for promotions, and marry someone like you. If that's too much for you, be a sociopath and do crime.
 
As an actual finance/economics expert I can give you 3 helpful options. Dont bother selling drugs, youll make chump change. Its not the crack era anymore. It also depends on how much money you want to make anf how fast. Youll almost certainly never make millions in a few months.
1.lend money to low level drug dealers at a 25% interest rate. Thugalicious types are actually extremely easy to befriend and will often openly brag about their criminal activities. Once you know a few you can trust, offer to lend them money. This is safer and less criminal than selling dope directly. Note that these kinds of drug dealers dont make it very long so you might lose your money when they inevitably get arrested.
2.git gud at trading stocks. I predicted the ukraine invasion a year in advance and made 60% on rheinmetall stock in a year. Unfortunately I dont play with real money.
3.Scamming like a pajeet. Scam 10 boomers out of $10k or 100 boomers out of $1k and youve got $100k to spend.
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The actual way seems to be insider trading. But only if you're a politician or a politician's relative/minion.
 
Walk around the supermarket looking intentionally suspicious get the store clerks to publicly across to you and physically assault you and take you back to the office sue them for assault and battery


Become transgender get a job at a company intentionally be disruptive either get fired to them for discrimination.

Get a job in construction call the operational safety administration report your boss to them every time they make a safety violation when they asked who did it admit to doing it sue them for retaliation.

If you work in construction and the thing you're walking on is wet and slippery attentionally fall off a building sue your employer.

Use AI to apply to jobs work 5 jobs simultaneously or find them out to Indians for half the price.
Steal other people's content in YouTube and turn it into clips

start a gang of orphaned hoodlum pickpockets

become a coyote if you're a white person smuggle people illegally across the border you can get about 6 or $7000 a person

write terrible left wing books after being part of the supposed far right create a fake charity that supposedly draws people away from the far right use this to get speaking engagements being paid $100,000 in event.


Write terrible romance novels
befriend old white people with no children just be friendly with them they usually leave you something in their inheritance

become a gigolo for 70 year old boomer white ladies or men they have a lot of disposable income.

A guy once offered me $30,000 to marry his daughter so we could get US citizenship another guy offered me 100 in the house Mary Hispanic ladies so they can get US citizenship and bring their families over.

There's always the good old fake drop shipping

so overpriced homemade candles on Etsy that you buy from India

become a fake guru and scam people out of all of the life savings

start a religion or become a televangelist there's some great tax incentives for this be as divisive as humanly possible either to the hard right or the hard left this attracts the most people.

Start a construction company that just takes people's deposits and steals the money I knew a scumbag who did this for the better part of two decades without getting arrested.

You could always become a crane operator they make like a $500,000 a year at the high end but that's gonna take like nine months.

Hang around Ivy League colleges and sororities and knock up some rich girl with daddy issues either the dad's gonna pay you large amounts of money to go away or he's gonna bring you into the family and try and make you a respectable person by giving you a nepotism job.

Find an older rich guy a rich person who has no friends and is very lonely be his friend and he will give you nice things
 
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Everyone I know who tried to get rich fast is now in their mid to late 30's broke and living with their parents. Anyone young and rich you see on social media is either a nepobaby, faking it or a statistical anomaly, and the majority of the latter tend to be some kind of scam from shitcoin to influencers pulling a grift, only very very few are people I can say got rich honestly and even then it was mostly a case of being in the right place at the right time and less about abilities and hard work alone.
 
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