How to get diagnosed with autism? - Serious question

[NekoRightsActivist]

Just took this Aspie Quiz unironically and this is my result:

So am I egilible for the autism diagnose? Autists of kiwifarms, how did you get your diagnose anyway? Should I officially declare myself a nekogender and bring my anime neko drawing to the doctor just in case? Please help me get my autismbux!

 

[Niggaplease]

one question do you like trains?
I like trains....I want to fuck a train!

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I think being willing to fill out an online questionnaire on anything is an automatic diagnosis.

Sorry, son.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

one question do you like trains?
I like trains....I want to fuck a train!

Stay strong, Trains is hard job.

 

[Niggaplease]

Trains is tough job.

ha ha train go honk!

 

[OpenBASED]

Trust me, someone like you can get such a diagnosis without any real effort.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Go see a doctor.

 

[SandyCat]

The first thing doctors check when diagnosing autism is whether or not you post on kiwifarms

I'm sorry to tell you this but you have terminal autism

 

[mr.moon1488]

Look at the top right of the webpage next to the search function. If you see your username, you have autism.

 

[Isaac]

I haven't tried to get an Autism diagnosis, since everyone assumes that I have Autism when they interact with me.

 

[Quijibo69]

The result comes back.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Hahaha it has a little dick right where my boorish social behaviors are.

 

[murph]

Do people piss you off? You have autism. Go get your prescription.

 

[Xenomorph]

Show a doctor your Kiwi Farms account

 

[Apochrypha]

I got my official diagnoses when I was 7. And I can assure you, bringing your neko fanart to the doctor will absolutely warrant a positive diagnoses.

But here are my tard quiz results anyways.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

But here are my tard quiz results anyways.
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The prophecy!

 

[The Cunting Death]

This is absolutely fucking retarded, I've been diagnosed twice in my life (once by a pediatrician and again for pills), both times the professionals said I'm an autist, and this says I'm not autistic.

 

[Retink]

I just really think trains are neat.

 

[Shidoen]

The real Autism test.

 

[and 15 others]

>Autism score of 49
>You are very likely neurotypical

I feel as though I have been deceived for all these years