How to deal with years without a woman’s warmth

This is really simple to solve. First you get a bottle and fill it up with part gasoline and part motor oil. Then tie a rag soaked in kerosene to it.

The next part is a littls tricky but you need to search "local batteted womens shelter". After that it's all pretty intuitive but in case you are autistic or something you just need to show your creation to them. Battered women love improvised explosives and men who make them.
 
You could theoretically learn to be happy by yourself.

Being in a relationship means having a partner to help solve all the problems you wouldn't be having if you weren't in a relationship.

First thing you probably should do is forget everything you ever learned from Disney about how relationships work. Loving someone is a choice, and a lot of effort. Im divorced and because I'm a slow learner, remarried. (To a different woman)

I assure you with a certainty I've felt on very few things, if this marriage ends I am hanging up my spurs. The juice isnt worth the squeeze. I promise you that.
 
"Quit being a fucking weirdo"

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I apologize for my excessively misandristic post. Here is a more sensible, unbiased reply.

I generally live my life without that burden on my shoulders, but now that i have thought about it ,it just makes me suffer excrutiating pain in my mind
Bro foids are evil n sheit. The only good foids are virgin 16 year olds, the jewzzzz stole our precious childwives. They all have sex with dogs & your highschool bullies and shiet. Reject foids bro, you need to self-improve instead. Keep going to the gym bro. Show us ur nice manly tiddies--I mean, post your progress pics. I'm NOT conditioning you into becoming my mentally submissive pliable gay boyfriend!
 
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