HOW THE FUCK DO I KEEP PASSING - Certified Retard

[Vlinny-kun]

I have the complete CompTIA trifecta under my belt now as of this morning with passing the Net+. My dumbass has somehow managed to nab them all in the first try (including AWS) even though I was especially lazy preparing for what's considered being the hardest of the three and felt stupid throughout a good portion of the test. The fucking PBQs were zoomed in to the point that I couldn't even complete them since half of it was off screen. I'm also running on 4 hours of sleep and kept getting distracted during the thing.

This is my brain RN:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a3_PPdjD6mg

I FULLY expected to fail this time around. I don't even know what's going on that let's me have this kind of luck. Why?

 

[Colon capital V]

I thought this was you talking about people mistaking you as being a tranny woman and was about to call you a faggot, but this is cool instead I guess.

 

[dick brain]

You're not white so they ignore your score and push you through to hit quotas, you wasted your time studying.

 

[NGMI]

CompTIA certs are piss easy, but try going for a CCNA, and you'll get a real reality check of how much a Retarded Nigger you are

 

[Desu Mountain]

There's only one way for us to solve this riddle. Post a picture of your skin.

 

[Moths]

SIRR SIRR YOU HAVE VIRUS

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Do not redeem

 

[DankSmoker]

I thought this was you talking about people mistaking you as being a tranny woman and was about to call you a faggot, but this is cool instead I guess.

Honestly I still thought he was talking about some homo shit with all those acronyms, but apparently he's talking about computer shit, which is a little less gay.