How should I cook this?

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

I found this thing being an asshole on the street. I just kicked it and it died (again). I figured I shouldn't let it go to waste, so what's the best recipe or use for whatever the fuck this is?

 

[Slightly Apathetic Mario]

nice fleshlight you got there.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I'm always a panfry type person for light fish meats. Add a little seasoning and you'll be good to go.

 

[stupid orc]

blanche it in mixture of cum and motor oil

 

[Grub]

Gut it, wash it, sear the outside on high heat in a frying pan, stuff it with butter, garlic, lemon, salt, and pepper. Put some lemon slices and butter on top and pop that shit in the oven at like 350 or so until it's all golden brown and cooked and juicy and shit .

 

[Retink]

 

[BlerdBjern]

Well first you need you need to stick your dick in it...

 

[Skitarii]

Slap it until it heats itself