How often do you shower?

[zero-who]

Be honest.

 

[SandyCat]

What's the point in showering when you're just going to get dirty, take a shower, get dirty again requiring yet another shower leading to a endless cycle?

It's all a scheme invented by big shampoo and big water to steal your hard earned shekels

 

[Vingle]

Usually twice a day, not because I'm terribly dirty. Just because it feels good to have steaming hot water on me.
I also glaze myself in body lotion after each shower, because dry skin make me itchy.

Living in an apartment complex with water and heat in the public utilities. Would be different if I had to pay the bill myself.

 

[Least Concern]

When mommy threatens to not give me my tendies if I don't.

 

[Secret Messages]

I’m showering as I type this

 

[Jason Wynn]

Once a day

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

Do you count drowning in your moms cunt juices as a shower?

 

[David Brown]

I shower after work. Sometimes I will go a day without showering but if I do any manual labor at all that day I always shower. Cool showers generally though, just a quick wet, soap and rinse. I'll take a hot shower if I'm going to shave my face while I'm in there.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

A more cromulent question for Kiwifarmers is "How often do you wafflestomp?"

 

[Zilch]

Every other day is reasonable unless I get particularly sweaty.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Daily during the work week, and at least once on the weekend.

 

[Poison Apple]

Once every two days, my hair type doesn't like daily showers.

 

[TheBallPit]

You're not suppose to shower but once every three or so days, as the layer of dead skin that builds-up is a REALLY effective barrier deterring infections. You're also suppose to wash your hair at around the same interval, as excessive shampooing can damage your roots and scalp.

Yes, I'm being a pedantic asshole, but you asked.

 

[Cool kitties club]

Shower once a day, shave bi-saily, and wash my hair once a week.

 

[Psychotron]

One a day, sometimes I skip on weekends, on days I feel sick I shower more.

 

[HERE YOU GO]

Usually twice a day, not because I'm terribly dirty. Just because it feels good to have steaming hot water on me.
I also glaze myself in body lotion after each shower, because dry skin make me itchy.

Living in an apartment complex with water and heat in the public utilities. Would be different if I had to pay the bill myself.

You should try a humidifier or something lol

 

[Vingle]

You should try a humidifier or something lol

Yeah, no. The air in the apartment isn't really dry, the "problem" is that hot long showers is drying.

Too much humidity is really bad too, mold and shit.

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

I don't

 

[mr.moon1488]

Once in the morning and once at night. Having clean balls is more important than appeasing fetal alcohol syndrome bitches.

 

[Fraiser crane]

Never I bathe in my own shit