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how often do you pee yourself?
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As a dude never because worst case scenario I'll just go outside and piss in a bush.
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Only when I laugh or cough too hard. Same as your mom.
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@pink cupcake frosting
As someone who hates having to do mandatory things I would love to be able to piss myself. Many times I have attempted to piss myself on purpose but for some odd reason no matter how hard I push I just can't do it. my body wont let me because my bladder sphincter tightens the harder i try to push like my body is actively fighting me to not piss myself, it makes me so mad that I can't piss myself on purpose because not only is it crucial for comedic timing it is inherently a survival skill to dominate others in sheer confidence, will and power. I want to be able to lock eye contact and urinate so hard you can see it hitting my shoes. Same goes for pooping.
So to answer your question, no I have never pissed myself.
As someone who hates having to do mandatory things I would love to be able to piss myself. Many times I have attempted to piss myself on purpose but for some odd reason no matter how hard I push I just can't do it. my body wont let me because my bladder sphincter tightens the harder i try to push like my body is actively fighting me to not piss myself, it makes me so mad that I can't piss myself on purpose because not only is it crucial for comedic timing it is inherently a survival skill to dominate others in sheer confidence, will and power. I want to be able to lock eye contact and urinate so hard you can see it hitting my shoes. Same goes for pooping.
So to answer your question, no I have never pissed myself.
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It happens more often than you think.
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Whenever the fuck I feel like it, and the government CANNOT stop me.
No-Eyed Square Guy
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The pee stain is my real self and "I" appear around it when it needs to be felt or go somewhere.
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Once I was trying to film an animal and trying my hardest not to sneeze. I held for around 2 minutes. 2 long minutes. I sneezed so hard a splurge of piss shot out of my cock, and since my buddy was sort of down my shorts and I was crouching, all the pee hit the backside of my trousers. The piss surprised me too so I fell back onto my cheeks making it worse. Happened a year ago or something. Atleast I got some good video of a hare that I can't find anymore.