How many lolcows moved on from being a lolcow?

Caseydecker and Adam Wan. :ween: The former one is actually hilarious with his 789chan antics, from his dA journal rages to getting his little brother to fight for him, from his dA account getting hacked to his chimpouts at 789chan and many more. Too bad that ever since 789chan is down, Casey moved on from the drama. There are some funny stuff here and there (like his whining at FA) and he still makes feet fetish art, but it's just not the hilarious Caseydecker I knew back then. At that time, I followed him more than even Moleman9000.

As for Adam Wan, he hasn't made any furry art since a few months ago. Time to move on to greener pastures. :ween:
 
I think Sammy will grow out with age (hopefully), and ADF seems to be working his way out (just a guess).
I'd argue Sammy is already done being a lolcow. So I'd count him. There is someone else who I can't remember who moved on and even their encycolpedia dramatica page got toned down noticeably as a result. Theres not many but a few have moved on.
 
Pixyteri comes to mind, but then a quick googling made me go:"WNFMT..."

Oh, and that one furry artist who was in the Army, got discharged, raged about how he couldn't drawVA benefits(he got injured during BT from what I gathered) I think his name was Alan or something. He also made some art of his fursona(In military garb no less), killing the person who mods/runs FA or something for some reason, drew a permaban, raged. Haven't heard anything about him since.
 
I think Realmrsoptimusprime has quit stirring drama. She still draws lulzy stuff but I don't see her having spats with other people.
 
MadThad0890- Obviously faded into obscurity since his CP arrest over 3 years ago, though TBH the waifu shit and bragging about fapping to CP on Facebook were the only traits that really made him a lolcow in the first place. When he gets out of prison, I predict he will be a much different person having been cut off from the animu for so many years.

Pamperchu- Kinda sorta faded into obscurity since his cancer diagnosis last year, he rarely posts YouTube videos anymore but he seems to have recovered. Will still be a lolcow as long as he lives an adult baby furry and stays with his fat old Asian boyfriend/"Daddy"

Nick Bate- Will NEVER not be a lolcow so long as he lives, obscurity or not. If he doesn't get hauled to prison for molesting his sister, then he'll either: 1. Die early from an oral infection due to his Resident Evil teeth or 2. Still obsess over Anna Nickel (his stalking target who he calls Wife and believes he will marry) for decades to come and eventually find a way to get to California to track her down which will more than likely end with him being permav& or with a murder-suicide (since he thinks he could still marry her in Heaven)
 
I knew a lolcow once, before I knew what a lolcow was. This was back when I was involved in Gaia Online. Looking through my old PM box it looks like she called herself Yami_no_Eyes back when I knew her. Now she calls herself I Am The Compendium. "The Compendium" is a book series she was writing, which I was helping her with. Apparently she is still writing it ten years later. That's a bad sign. I know she had another username in between these two and that was the name she was associated with in her ED article. The article had nudes. That was a weird thing to stumble across.

The fact that she is still hanging out on Gaia and posting in the Writers Forum saddens me. That place is a toxic hell for young writers.

Would be grateful to anyone who can dig up her ED page. In addition to nudes, I remember it being quite lengthy. I don't remember too much about her from our Gaia days other than that her writing was... well, it was hard to pin point exactly what was wrong with it. It felt like she was trying to be the next Tolkin and failing hard and often. She apparently writes manga now.

EDIT: I think this is her.

EDIT 2: It's definitely her. The strange thing is, I swear she was not this batshit when I knew her.
....? Is there any context to that blog? I read her article a whileeeee ago but It's weird to think she's still active .
the ED article is here: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Yaminoeyes

EDIT: Looked up that blog, someone's obsessed with ED. Archived:
https://archive.today/sG3t6
https://archive.today/SGil9
https://archive.today/wG6Ii
 
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That chick that was obsessed with Bolt seems to have moved on.
She has. She's actually a really nice person and pleasant to talk with; she's got some colorful fetishes and is really deep into being a furry but she doesn't get butt hurt anymore ever and recognizes that she was a shit. Her art skills have also improved greatly. I'm proud of her ♡
 
Probably adial junior,but he probably only faded from media atention or gave up his retarded cruzade against all types of music except 90s electronic/love quest
 
A year or so ago Dontrel Murphy - the guy who created the "Dontrel Dolphin" and "Trelyate" games, along with his own made-up language and a self-published dictionary for said language - was looking like he might be another Chris in the making. Seems like he might actually have cottoned onto why his stuff was getting so much attention, and disappeared back into obscurity. Then again, all he really had to do to accomplish that was stop plastering his real name over everything he did or said.
 
I talked to Littlecloud on irc a while back. She has a job and is apparently deeply ashamed of all the drama she stirred up.
 
Are there any lolcows that you think actually got their shit together and stopped making an ass of themselves? A few come to mind:

@Cowlick (TJChurch) - has been relatively quiet and has stopped socking all over his favorite haunts. people speculated that he died, but he showed up a few months ago when he was added to a super autistic PM chain and PM'd a couple people to tell them to leave him alone

@The Golden Knight - vanished from the internet completely and deleted everything--hopefully not fondling little kids anymore

sammyclassicsonicfan - grew up and stopped being a sperg. IIRC he had an account here and pretty much everyone agreed he wasn't a total spastic

@ILoveMylarBalloons gets a special mention for losing a shitload of weight and eating healthier
 
Does Spax3 count? The only "recent" DRAHMUH I can think of that he spread is the infighting that occurred within his "Game Toon Zone." And even that shit was years ago.

Then again, the guy hasn't been relevant in nearly a decade.
 
I can't think of anyone other than Gonterman and maybe snapesnogger only because I don't think fading into obscurity makes someone stop being a lolcow. Tree falls in forest, nobody is around to hear, etc. At best it's a sign they might've wised up slightly since being overly candid on the internet is the quintessential trait of any lolcow. But that's assuming they dropped off voluntarily and weren't dragged into the prison system, a psych unit or the grave.

I'm also not surprised the latter have been recurring fates for a lot of the names here. There are a lot of stupid, laughable or habitually self-destructive humans out there, but to be a true lolcow almost demands that that person embody a specific recipe of bad habits, mental illnesses and life circumstances that makes them statistically more likely to meet some unfortunate fate anyway.
 
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