How many glowies lurk and post here?

[Blade of Grass]

How much do you suspect and do you have any evidence?

 

[Biggie Smalls' Taint]

Glowie here. We're constantly watching you, saving your memes, analyzing posting habits and cross-referencing them with known assets. It's an easy paycheck. We don't do much with the info, it's for the higher-ups to feel useful. When push comes to shove, you either grab a gun and go for a high score or we plant a few TBs of compromising materials and let the courts handle the rest.

Also, Jorge Gomez, we know you post here. Your little VPN has a serious DNS leak.

 

[Tism the Return II]

1 and it's me.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Terry Davis is rolling in his grave for how un-niggerlicious those glowniggers are lurking on the site.

 

[Liquid denim]

Yo, any federal agents lurking. I want a job, and I'm willing to sell my soul to get a government job

 

[spastic_bag]

Simultaneously too many and not enough.

 

[elrond hubbard]

Not me

 

[Axiom.]

We love our feds, our IRS
We love our glowies, our FBI
We love our narcs, our CIA
We love our snakes, our politicians

 

[P R O X Y]

Only a fed would ask this question.

 

[YouDoNotHaveTheRight]

There are many glowniggers from many places and its literally their job to be here that has to add up and they would be more regularly active.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

There are no feds here. Take your pills OP.

 

[Idiotron]

My guess is that, because of the amount of arrests that can be attributed to info gathered on KF, some 3 letter people have accounts here or at least lurk so that, in the event of someone causing trouble or even saying too much, they can check KF to see if there's any info on him already.
That's what I would do if I was a fed.
At least one of them is addicted to this website and loves to shitpost.

 

[Pepito Cafe]

Damn. Can't believe there are people out there being paid to post on this website. Wish that was me.

 

[Londo]

I dunno but this @Glowie sure does seem suspect, dunno why.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

More than zero, which is far too many.

 

[Glowie]

I dunno but this @Glowie sure does seem suspect, dunno why.

I'm on mobile, easy to be online and monitor the situation. Trying to give heads when next school shooter makes an account here and posts his manifesto.

Lurking pedophiles and dog fuckers who are here to trollshield. I never get invited to sodomite grooming DMs for some reason, for love of me I don't understand why boykissers hate me, I just set up honeypots just for them.

 

[Tablet County]

I like the idea that we're all feds. Either from rival agencies or from the same agency whose left hand doesn't know what the right one's doing. All with the goal of influencing the most powerful individual in the world; a fat, Floridian Jew with the voice of Mister Rogers.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

I am the federal agent outside my house.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

@Pissmaster outed me early because I said Project Veritas is gay. still can't believe I got baited into compromising my cover like that

 

[Irrational Exuberance]

Here's a quick litmus test; start humming the tune to "Party in the USA"-- if they respond with these lyrics, you got 'em.