How long have you ever gone without wiping your arse?

[Quantum Diabetes]

Well?

 

[Gone Ham]

I own a bidet

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

The maid does it for me.

 

[Just A Butt]

anything beyond "long enough to jump in the shower cause i forgot to buy TP" is too long and you are filthy gross disgusting people who need Jesus.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

I wipe my ass too much, I never intend to do anything down there except pooping but i feel better when I know there isn't a single trace of shit left.

 

[RW 1995]

like, while shitting? while not shitting? please be more specific

 

[User names must be unique]

About 3 weeks.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I just drag my ass on the carpet

 

[Synthwave Obsessed]

I prefer the "one leg in the air salute" method.

 

[MasterDisaster]

I just hover over the seat and spread my cheeks. Whatever happens next is in God's hands.

 

[Pruto]

I clean my asshole always, daily because I'm not a fucking swine like most people are.

 

[Shroom King]

If you do enough meth, you can have the shadow people wipe your ass. It's pretty boss.

 

[419]

five seconds

 

[Thumb Butler]

I never wipe, that's not natural. I actually love the smell of soiled underwear.