How Long Before Pantsu Divorces Ralph? - Let's speculate about how long it will take Meigh to run off with half of Ethan's things

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How Long Will This Spite Marriage Last?

  • < 6 Months

  • < 2 Years

  • Forever! This Is True Love, A-Log!

  • It's Over Once Ralph Has Enough Money Worth Taking

  • They're Probably Not Legally Married

  • Um, Ackshually, The Ralphamale Will Leave Her

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You should have the Faith option where he finally does something despicable enough to drive her away. Though I can’t imagine what that would be in PedoParty’s world.
This freaky bitch ain’t leaving willingly.
 
I imagine if she had a breaking point, it would have been reached by now.

Think of all the things that've happened during their relationship, and she's still marrying him. What more could he possibly do? How much further could he fall?

He's an alcoholic neglectful probably-abusive streamer who nosedived long ago now, living in a moldy crack shack, and everybody hates him, even her family which being with him means being estranged from and antagonistic with. And she's still choosing to marry him.

Even less dumb and crazy women than her often choose to weather and stick around through unimaginably horrible circumstances once they have a kid with a guy.
 
She probably knows that there really is no need for divorce when Ralph's not long for this world anyway.
 
Midnight Cooking dijo:
If they split up, does Meigh get the bowling trophy?
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Did Ralph take that with him to Mexico but leave his mother's ashes? That would be hilariously fucked.

But yeah naw, my fanfic is that Pantsu would start taking notes about what sort of crypto donations Ralph receives so she can use that evidence in court when discussing his financial status. One of Ralph's "greatest mentors" is Andrew Anglin, who promotes the use of Monero since it doesn't have a public record the way Bitcoin does. Ralph's too dumb to learn how to hide assets over seas but I'm sure he uses crypto to hide his actual income/net worth.

Damn the Chinese made trailer knick knacks, she's coming for Ralph's Beanie Baby coins
 
BigFanOfTheKillstream dijo:
Did Ralph take that with him to Mexico but leave his mother's ashes? That would be hilariously fucked.

But yeah naw, my fanfic is that Pantsu would start taking notes about what sort of crypto donations Ralph receives so she can use that evidence in court when discussing his financial status. One of Ralph's "greatest mentors" is Andrew Anglin, who promotes the use of Monero since it doesn't have a public record the way Bitcoin does. Ralph's too dumb to learn how to hide assets over seas but I'm sure he uses crypto to hide his actual income/net worth.

Damn the Chinese made trailer knick knacks, she's coming for Ralph's Beanie Baby coins
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If the trophy was left behind, we would have either heard of Harry destroying it like the belt, or we would have seen it up on ebay. He must love that thing more than his own family(which is not saying much). I can only imagine that he would be left a broken shell of a pig if Meigh was able to gallop away with it.
 
Midnight Cooking dijo:
If the trophy was left behind, we would have either heard of Harry destroying it like the belt, or we would have seen it up on ebay. He must love that thing more than his own family(which is not saying much). I can only imagine that he would be left a broken shell of a pig if Meigh was able to gallop away with it.
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Ha, that's wicked sad. This man left his mother's remains behind so he could tote the participation award (which he gave himself) around internationally?

Ralph never ceases to surprise me.
 
Going to say "forever" only because Ralph's probably only going to live a few more years which means she'll get everything he has instead of just 50% in a divorce.
 
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