How is there a worker shortage?

[SandyCat]

How are these neets making their money and how do I get in on it?

 

[Pringles Can]

First step. Get close with your parents. It might be hard, but you need to be a real kiss ass. If that fails, try grandma.

Second step. Claim you are having financial issues or some shit.

Third step. Move in and stay in their basement. Save every cent you make and make as many excuses as you can to not pay rent.

That's how neets make big bucks. Give it a year or two and you will be rich, or have a shit load of chicken tendies. Either one is good.

 

[Finger Pistols]

Only fans, drawing furry porn or making Troonshine and selling it to minors.

Coding seems to be a decent option too.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

There's no worker shortage. That's just what corps say when they want to import more Pajeets for two bucks an hour.

 

[Rozzy]

Troon out, become a Twitch streamer, attempt to take down KiwiFarms and then set up a GoFundMe, the money will start pouring in.

 

[TFT-A9]

claim to have fibromyalgia, autism or similar

apply for tugboat

get dragged through hearings for a few years before you give up and start a gofundme

 

[SandyCat]

Only fans, drawing furry porn or making Troonshine and selling it to minors.

Coding seems to be a decent option too.

But I already do one of those things and it isn't enough to live off

 

[TFT-A9]

But I already do one of those things and it isn't enough to live off

trying to decide which of those is the least horrifying prospect

 

[Finger Pistols]

trying to decide which of those is the least horrifying prospect

Well, at least I didn't put being a furry rent-boy as an option.

 

[SandyCat]

Well, at least I didn't put being a furry rent-boy as an option.

My rates are completely reasonable hit me up

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Live with your family and spend all day in your bedroom vegging out to tiktok, probably. If someone does literally nothing except exist, then it's not that expensive to live.

Also I know a number of more blue collar dudes who followed the path of:
Find cute girlfriend who seems to be fun and normal > eventually get a place together > woman, now that she hooked someone in, starts gaining a bunch of weight and stops working > fat non-working womanchild (who's still demanding and likes to spend money).

I can definitely see there being labor issues. Factors surrounding labor are awful, less people are working, and the people who are working are more stressed and maladapted than ever.

If you know anyone who runs their own physical business, ask them about it. They'll have some stories.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

It's what I call Nigger Inflation. It's when the rate at which Niggers coming of working age exceeds the number of jobs available. You get a worker shortage. It's all Nigger Inflation. We have too many niggers.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

There is a shortage because companies are not cucking to workers demanding higher pay and basic rights, so they fire people and willingly leave themselves unable to operate. This leads to the select few dumb enough to still work for that company to be "cross-trained" in multiple jobs otherwise they'll also be let go. It is no longer common for Americans to remain at a single job for most of their life, and unfortunately the tax filing system is not designed to furnish people working multiple occupations in multiple states without additional taxes.

So not only is there a worker shortage, but a massive migration of American workers looking for a career. High tax, dangerous states like New York are experiencing an exodus in business with more real estate and construction than people inhabiting the region.