How felted would Ralph be in this situation?

[BelUwUga]

Imagine if someone took the time to replace the kernels on corncobs with pills. It's the fusion of two of his deepest fears. How do you feel he would respond if confronted with this?

 

[AMHOLIO]

"How felted would Ralph be in this situation?" - the answer is almost always mostly to fully, regardless. He will find something to fuck it up with.

Ngl I'd think he'd be downing the pills if you told him they'd get him high, he may be aware of corn but he's also aware of how much drugs cost so I could see him stealing it and deepthroating it off camera.

 

[BelUwUga]

"How felted would Ralph be in this situation?" - the answer is almost always mostly to fully, regardless. He will find something to fuck it up with.

Ngl I'd think he'd be downing the pills if you told him they'd get him high, he may be aware of corn but he's also aware of how much drugs cost so I could see him stealing it and deepthroating it off camera.

So what your saying is I need empty gel-caps that look like narcotics?

 

[Realistic Elephant]

Might as well find a way to get knives involved somehow.

 

[Mister Mint]

This sounds like the most likely way to get Ralph to eat a vegetable.