How does one conquer male-pattern baldness?

[StandardGardenHoe]

I know enough of you are trannies to have answers for this.

 

[The Hero of Kvatch]

You don't conquer Male-Pattern Baldness.

Male-pattern Baldness conquers you.

 

[DumbDude43]

by shaving all your hair off before the baldness even has a chance to appear

 

[The Angry Video Game Nerd]

You need to learn to comb your hair over so that nobody notices your balding. Just like my hair.

 

[PermaLurker69]

Get good at wearing hats and dressing good. You can only make up for it in other areas.

 

[Catler]

Shave it off and wear a wig.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Money, like most things.

 

[Historical Strelkov]

Get over it.

 

[Cats]

By savagely battering the inferior DNA-haver in bareknuckle combat and then using your position of dominance to loom theateningly above his shattered body and loudly mock him for his male pattern baldness.

Conquered~

 

[Enoch Emery]

If Jewish: wear your kippah

If Nazi: become a skinhead

 

[DiggieSmalls]

troon out to get you some estrogen.

 

[Meat Target]

Take the Cueball pill and become a supervillain.

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

Shave it off, pussy. Being bald is way better than being the guy who desperately has to comb-over the remnants of his hair or is spending hundreds a month on snakeoil.

 

[Twinkletard]

only chicks obsess over their hair. men have more important things to care about like running the world.

 

[Butterschmalz]

Works for me...

 

[The Hero of Kvatch]

Works for me...
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Reminds me of the trim Ronaldo had for the 2002 World Cup.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Shaving it off seems to work well, but I miss the style where men would just shrug and keep it short. That "hair's gonna hair" attitude. Look at most US Presidents after the wig era: keeping it clean and neat, worrying about other things.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

embrace the Dr. Wily look. practice your evil grin in the mirror and nobody will ever make fun of your chrome dome

 

[weary]

Dunno, my balding progressed about an inch then stopped by itself.

 

[Moths]

If you dig one tile of water you should be able to till 8 tiles around it and grow wheat which should simulate hair