How Does One Come Into Contact with the Mythical Chris-chan?

[Christheology]

I have followed Chris for years. Studied his behavior. Tried to think like an autist.
But how does one troll Chris? How do you gain trust like Jane Goodall amongst the apes?
I have spent far to much time lurking in the shadows and it is time for me to take up my pickle.

 

[Joan Nyan]

YOU DON'T.

 

[Conrix]

You seek answers, I can give you purpose.

1) Find his phone number
2) Call and scream JULAAAY!!! into it
3) record the results and upload them here, and you'll be the next Clyde Cash dude.

 

[nyess]

Put down your pickle, the ape studies are over.

 

[The I Scream Man]

Christ sakes not again