How does Null know his site has gone down so fast?

[AMHOLIO]

Does he have little alarm bells? Does someone have his phone number and screams at him in the middle of the night?

 

[Joe Swanson]

Carrier pigeons, why do you think he keeps them as pets

 

[Combat Wombat]

The collective autistic screeching wakes him up

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

Probably just an avalanche of emails along with him not putting his PC/cellphone on silent.

 

[Girl Named Sandoz]

we shine the kiwi signal

 

[Chi-com Soldier]

Nigga's always ooperating.

 

[Cringe newfag]

Dogs have good hearing

 

[Involuntary Celebrity]

He doesn't always. There have been a couple of bad timings in recent years.

Comedy answer: the man you know as josh-kun is actually a set of identical quintuplets (from brazil) and there's one stationed in every time zone

 

[AMHOLIO]

Comedy answer: the man you know as josh-kun is actually a set of identical quintuplets (from brazil) and there's one stationed in every time zone

>Quintuplets
>4
>1 in every time zone
>24 timezones

Jesus, no wonder why they like feeding, because they're SO FUCKING FAT that they stretch across 6 hours of timezones each.