how does it feel knowing you will never be a real master shake

[ddw]

.

 

[Red Hood]

I'm going to cry about this.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Chilling.

 

[Lucky Jim]

Just so that you all know the lyrics to the theme song:

My name is…
Shake Zula, the mic rula, the old schoola, you want a trip, I’ll bring it to ya
Frylock and I'm on top, rock you like a cop, Meatwad, you up next with your knock-knock
Meatwad make the money see, Meatwad get the honeys G,
Drivin' in my car, livin’ like a star, Ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a taurus.
Uh! Check-check it, yeah.
Cause we are the Aqua Teens, make the homies say ho and the girlies wanna scream!
Cause we are the Aqua Teens, make the homies say ho and the girlies wanna scream!
Aqua Teen Hunger Force,
Number one in the hood, G

 

[Chin of Campbell]

Dana Snyder was fucking brilliant at the nonsense rant.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

At least I can still be MC Peepants.

 

[Mr. Bung]

Thousands of years ago in the great cave of eternity lived an ape who had a great knack for tinkering...and vengeance. Using the metallic ores of the shadow and the bones of the betrayed held together with his own feces, he created a weapon like no other. One that would finally teach those filthy wiry-haired monkeys to NEVER touch his yams again... But it worked too well! Reaching far beyond the intended targets and creating a massive chasm, releasing the Doom Wolves of the Nether! The Wolves roam the Earth, bringing death, destruction, and burnt pizza in their wake. They are still awaiting the arrival of their master, the Black Omihedronicon, who will arrive and bring upon this planet its final death knell. That is why I must return back in time and stop those Wolves...before it is too late.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

What the fuck is real master shake?

 

[Mr. Bung]

What the fuck is real master shake?

Only the guy who we wish we could be even a fraction as cool and awesome as! Dude is a legend! He vanquishes the minions of evil with his mighty Ax of Justice, which is also his guitar!