How do you watch paint dry?

[Gorgar]

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[My Name is Ed]

Very patiently

 

[keytar]

I like to liven it up by touching the paint every 30-40 seconds to see if it's dry yet.

 

[Justanotherguy]

I turn on a fan, open the doors windows, and leave the room

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

I masturbate furiously and use the friction heat of my dick to speed up the paint drying process. I know I could just use my hands for that, but what fun would that be?

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

I watch it with my eyes closed, obviously..

 

[Testacles Maximus]

I’ve never made it without biting, ask Mr. Owl.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

It helps to be boring. favorite color beige, favorite movie, books. Start there and you're set!

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

In 4k 120fps.

 

[TheRetardKing]

Paint Dry is a funny comedy film.

 

[Glep]

Step 1: Paint object
Step 2: Face object (sitting is optional, but recommended)
Step 3: For optimal comfort, blink intermittently and breathe
Step 4: Repeat steps 2 and 3 until paint on the surface of aforementioned object is dry

Hope this helps.