How do you want to die?

Age 67: Slip on a banana peel and smash my skull on the concrete.
More realistically you will fall down the stairs. But hopefully in both scenarios you make a comical cartoon noise.

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After watching that shit assed church propaganda documentary about near death experiences earlier this year: fast.

The common denominator amongst people who believed they went to hell versus people who believed they went to heaven wasn't anything to do with being a good person; the people who thought they were in hell were just dying slow enough to realize it, while the people who died instantly and unexpectedly all thought they were in heaven.

I used to think bleeding out or freezing to death sound pretty nice, since you basically lose the ability to panic and just take a sweet nap, but I'm not so sure anymore. Just Wilkes Booth me while I'm watching videos of cute animals.
 
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