How do you think Hitler would react to getting raped?

[Linkara]

I think he would giggle and fart on my dick, encapsulating my penis in a green fart bubble.

 

[Magicicada_septendecula]

Ach, mein Arsch tut weh!

 

[Geddy Lee's Fee and See]

Fun fact: Christiano Ronaldo is also saying "Injustica" or "I choose the dick", both of which fit this situation.

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

i dont think he would be very happy about it
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[Mediocre]

I'm sure he would file a police report and hope the man who raped him would be brought to justice.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

“NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN”
“Oh yes yes yes yes”

 

[Juhlonduss]

I think it all depends on the ethnic background of the rapist.

 

[Begemot]

Like all insolent whites he would pitifully squirm as my black bucks burst through his stomach wit they 20 inch dicks.....

 

[Tequila Jong]

He got assraped in 1945 and we've all seen how that worked out

 

[Epoch]

 

[millais]

He would not tell the rapist about the syphilis, because he himself didn't know he had syphilis.

It would be up to the rapist to be very careful about not being infected.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

He'd probably be bellowing in that iconic voice of his, but more frantically.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Well. He killed himself because he though commies would rape him the same way they raped Mussolini.

 

[Rozzy]

I think he would enjoy getting raped by Nazi furries, Foxler Nightfire and Crusader Cat.

 

[Nottafed]

I have a feeling he'd hold a grudge.

 

[Lemmingwiser]

He got assraped in 1945 and we've all seen how that worked out

Move to a different country and change name out of shame?

 

[FinnSven]

I read a theory years ago that a possible source for his insane anti semitism was contracting syphilis from a Jewish prostitute when he was a starving artist in Vienna.

Subsequent revelations that he was hoped up on essentially Crystal meth explains the madness, but perhaps there was a grain of truth in the aforementioned theory.

Perhaps he was raped by a circumcised man, and his speed addled brain put two and two together and came up with gas chambers for anyone lacking a foreskin?

 

[Android raptor]

Have a manbaby tantrum and go back to grooming teen girls

 

[draggs]

He already got gang raped by everybody else in Europe (not any Spaniards or Swiss or Swedes, that's kinda weird tbh) and some guy named Yank too, and he killed himself over it. So I guess he'd kill himself again

 

[feralteen]

He wouldn't like rape ya ding dong