How do you summon a demon?

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Fascist Frederick dijo:
Generally you'll need candles made with a specific ratio of blood/wax/cum and enough salt to make a 6 foot diameter ring. Other specifics are dependent on the type of demon and your purpose for summoning them.
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Further to this, you dance in a circle saying "YWNBAW!!" over and over, and it will make the demon Dong Long Gone appear. It will try to use its eldritch amhole magic of infinite dilation to try and ban you from the interwebs for all time.
 
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Demons aren't real. But I will shitpost anyway.

You need a Ouija board. Every demon story I have ever heard of starts with a Ouija board. You will probably need a virgin as a sacrifice. You can probably get one of those incel types over. Tell them to come over and talk about video games or something. Then use some chloroform. Another idea is you could pretend to be a hot girl and meet up with them. Just tell them you want to meet in the parking lot behind the local dead mall and you will fuck them in the car. A lot of sketchy shit happens in the parking lots of dead malls so two males struggling in a parking lot and one getting knocked out with chloroform and tied up won't be that odd.

You will also need to look up how to summon a demon. You might need to do some chanting. Satan is good satan is my pal should do it. Also some black candles. Black candles will really add to the demon friendly atmosphere.

You also might want to watch this.


Like I said demons aren't real. But good luck with your new hobby and don't bury the incel body in your backyard. That would just be creepy.
 
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Manul Otocolobus dijo:
Further to this, you dance in a circle saying "YWNBAW!!" over and over, and it will make the demon Dong Long Gone appear. It will try to use its eldritch amhole magic of infinite dilation to try and ban you from the interwebs for all time.
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I was going to make a similar post but you beat me to it.

Many Troons definitely have demons controlling them to some degree. Just look at Jeffrey Marsh - he is very clearly possessed by something extremely evil (as well as him being a wicked individual by choice).

There's no such thing as "summoning a demon", though. They are ever present and will appear to you if they so choose i.e. if it suits them to do so. All the ritual of summoning is just a sham, giving the foolish the idea that they might have power over such creatures, when the reality is the exact opposite. Everyone who wilfully consorts with demons is being manipulated by them. - YOU are THEIR plaything.

@Night Crawler
Demons aren't real.
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Oh yes they are. I've seen them in people. Had them speak to me.
Ask anyone who has worked in a maximum security prison or a forensic hospital if they believe in demons.
 
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It depends on the type of demon. Try ayahuasca on an empty stomach or a handful of dubious shrooms.
If you want sex demons specifically, I echo catfishing on a troon server by posing as a minor. Remember to talk about your bussy and how you enjoy being a femboy.
 
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