How do you score heroin on the street? - Asking for a friend

[KiwiFuzz]

My dog is dying and I want to make her passage as peaceful as possible.

I am considering doing a home euthanasia. I have friends who have done this. One had access to drugs and one had access to guns. Drugs sound like the better choice.

So do you just approach a random bum, offer $200, and ask for a dime bag?

What's the strategy here?

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

You can just call a service to come to your house with the real stuff...

 

[AbduluCthuluZulu]

You can just call a service to come to your house with the real stuff...

Where's the fun in that?

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Where's the fun in that?

You don't end up fucking it up and putting the dog through more misery. That's fun in itself

 

[Jason Wynn]

You find the biggest, blackest dude in the streets. I’m talking patch of midnight that had never been cleared away black. You strut up to him, hitch up your saggy jeans, look that motherfucker straight in the eye and say “yo my nigga! Hook me up wit some o dat black gak, gnomesayin? Fo shizzle bizzle nizzle hizzle dawg!”

He’ll set you up for life

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Aren't you Canadian? You can just go to the clinic and ask for some for free.

 

[Grub]

So do you just approach a random bum, offer $200, and ask for a dime bag?

That or a pair of timberlands or some power tools should do it. Just find your nearest tent city and look around. You might even be able to just take some from a junky doing the nods.

 

[Haint]

That or a pair of timberlands or some power tools should do it. Just find your nearest tent city and look around. You might even be able to just take some from a junky doing the nods.

Chainsaws will always land you a bag. A bag of what is the real question.

 

[No Memory]

If you know where the streetwalkers are in your town, they will know where to get it.

 

[CuzinEd]

I think you can get heroin for less than $200. But these days you are probably looking for Fentanyl or however it's spelled. I don't know and I don't feel like Googling it.

Unless you know some white drug dealers you will have to go the ghetto and deal with niggers. You could also end up getting robbed and killed. Most of the time they will kill you because no witnesses. Niggers spend enough time in the legal system that they learn early on that no witnesses are a good thing.

Just take your dog to a vet and have it put down.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

I've put down two pets in the past decade. I called a vet out both times so that we could stay at home. It cost about $400 each time. Vets use two different medications, a sedative and an anasthetic. Opiates aren't a good way to do the job, they cause respiratory distress and pain. Let a professional handle it.

 

[Cats]

OP: "I'm going to dose my dog with heroin"

We're all going to just assume this was one big silly joke right? and so then I'm going to move on and pretend you aren't actually going to do this to your dog, and instead will take her to a vet, a professional. Right?

anyway:

"..."crack"?"

 

[AbduluCthuluZulu]

We're all going to just assume this was one big silly joke right? and so then I'm going to move on and pretend you aren't actually going to do this to your dog, and instead will take her to a vet, a professional. Right?

This is the same website where just this month some idiot downloaded a malware-infected minecraft mod right said mod comprimised Chudbuds, and another idiot gave a local ween his dox in exchange for a made-up Kiwifarms-brand identity protection plan. What do you think?

 

[CowPox]

Don't junkies prefer pills over actual heroin at this point?

 

[Muttley]

Don't junkies prefer pills over actual heroin at this point?

trick question
both are fentanyl and you die
lol

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Just pickup a prostitute you are almost guaranteed they're a heroin addict.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

ask for it. but make sure to cook up half the bag and test it out on yourself first

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Find the druggiest looking scumbags and ask directly.

 

[Caesare]

Don't junkies prefer pills over actual heroin at this point?

Depends on the junkie.

 

[Grub]

Chainsaws will always land you a bag. A bag of what is the real question.

Reciprocating saws go a long way. Those can be used to cut out cats from vehicles. Give a junky a chainsaw and they can get drugs once. Give them a sawzall and they can get drugs until they inevitably get shot underneath the wrong person's car.