How do you repent?

[Hellspawn]

Help.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Considering you're a hellspawn there's nothing you can do

 

[Isaac]

You recognize Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior. I'm struggling to find the rest of the words,
but the rest will follow when you let him into your heart.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Seeing something bad as bad and not wanting to do it anymore?

 

[I Love Beef]

Acknowledge you are human, and everything in this life isn't all that perfect, and so are humans.

God helps those who help themselves. Do what it takes to seek your sense of moral absolution and self discovery.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Dunno. It involves leisure according to my grandma, and I'm always doing something.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I don't need to, I am so fucking annoying and unbearable to be around that even the devils won't be wanting to go near me to poke me with their tridents. Gonna be fine

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Very carefully.

 

[Mayor Adam West]

What did you do ffs?

 

[Lucky Jim]

# 1490 in the Catholic Catechism

The movement of return to God, called conversion and repentance, entails sorrow for and abhorrence of sins committed, and the firm purpose of sinning no more in the future. Conversion touches the past and the future and is nourished by hope in God's mercy.

# 1492

Repentance (also called contrition) must be inspired by motives that arise from faith. If repentance arises from love of charity for God, it is called "perfect" contrition; if it is founded on other motives, it is called "imperfect."

 

[Hellspawn]

What did you do ffs?

The unspeakable.

 

[Mayor Adam West]

The unspeakable.

Abortion?

 

[Mayor Adam West]

# 1490 in the Catholic Catechism

The movement of return to God, called conversion and repentance, entails sorrow for and abhorrence of sins committed, and the firm purpose of sinning no more in the future. Conversion touches the past and the future and is nourished by hope in God's mercy.

# 1492

Repentance (also called contrition) must be inspired by motives that arise from faith. If repentance arises from love of charity for God, it is called "perfect" contrition; if it is founded on other motives, it is called "imperfect."

Ah, I see you are a Brother in Christ. Nice to meet you.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

to who for what? yeah nah fuck that noise

 

[Cats]

suck the cock of Christ

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

The first thing I would do if I were you is keep all those dicks out of your ass.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Put down the toilet seat before you leave the bathroom.

 

[eDove]

Jesus needs to change your heart before true repentence is possible. Repenting is turning away from your sin outright (doesn't mean you won't sin ever again but forgiveness endures).

 

[WinchesterPremium]

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

The unspeakable.

My mom?