How do you milk an almond anyway?

[Catler]

This nut milk is all the rage these days, but how does one milk an almond of all things?

 

[TFT-A9]

that little point on the end of the almond is a titty

you kind of massage it or suck on it a bit and presto, almondmilk

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Add lots of microtransactions to video games that appeal to almonds.

 

[JJLiautaud]

its really easy you basically grind it up and soak it in water, people have been doing it since the middle ages.

 

[Miller]

Very carefully.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Well, the first, but very important step that most people forget, is of course to activate them!

 

[Acronym]

its actually water.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

It's not milk, not even close. I've always thought the FDA should have defined the term "Milk" in such a way as to exclude this stuff. All it is is nuts soaked in water to leech some of the water soluble material in them. Some of the materials in the nuts form micelles, just like what happens in milk, to give it a somewhat similar appearance. Compared to real milk it has very little nutritional value without stuff being added into it.

 

[Tanuki Mixed Nuts]

I've had nut milk before but it didn't come from an almond.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

you activate it

 

[DankSmoker]

Why are you trying to milk nuts, OP?

 

[Soycast Guy]

It's not milk, not even close. I've always thought the FDA should have defined the term "Milk" in such a way as to exclude this stuff. All it is is nuts soaked in water to leech some of the water soluble material in them. Some of the materials in the nuts form micelles, just like what happens in milk, to give it a somewhat similar appearance. Compared to real milk it has very little nutritional value without stuff being added into it.

Almond “milk” is like a transgender “woman”. Both are just bad imitations of something far better.

I've had nut milk before but it didn't come from an almond.

It came from me.

 

[MrTroll]

Suck gently on it, taking special care to avoid using your teeth, as it is very sensitive.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

It's not milk, not even close. I've always thought the FDA should have defined the term "Milk" in such a way as to exclude this stuff. All it is is nuts soaked in water to leech some of the water soluble material in them. Some of the materials in the nuts form micelles, just like what happens in milk, to give it a somewhat similar appearance. Compared to real milk it has very little nutritional value without stuff being added into it.

Yeah I've always said, you can't even legally call ice cream "ice cream" unless it has a certain percentage of milkfat in it, but fuckers like the flax milk makers can basically take a bunch of ground up flax, shake it around in a big container of water, then sell that shit as "milk".

Absolutely terrible. These people need to be stopped.

 

[Distant Ranger]

@Catler this video has all the answers

(Almond Titties)