How do you like your eggs?

[Breadbassket]

is there anything better then scrambled

 

[Shidoen]

Sunnyside

 

[Boss Hawg]

Over Easy

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Abundant and fertile

 

[CatParty]

In the trash

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

Fried and scrambled with bell peppers
Salt and (optional) turmeric
Boiled is good if done right
And with homemade bread!!

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

 

[Pimpleking55]

Fertilized

 

[Retink]

Runny

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

In an omelet with ham, red bell peppers, portabella mushrooms, swiss and feta cheese.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

Green, with ham (also green)

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Sunnyside up is pretty nice. I've put soft-boiled eggs on ramen a few times, and it was really good.

 

[Un Platano]

Cooked with mushrooms, sausage, bell peppers, onions, cheese, tomatoes jalapenos, and basically whatever the hell else you've got in the kitchen. I'm ambivalent on the omelet vs scrambled question because by the time you scoop it up with a fork they're the same thing.

 

[DuckSucker]

I fry them in a pan and shape them into whatever shape bread I have before the white fully sets, then flip it, for sandwiches and for some reason the idea of shaping the egg as it cooks blows peoples minds and they always ask 'How did you get it to be perfectly croissant shaped (well kinda triangular)" or round or whatever. Im also good at getting them over-medium since it sucks to bite into a sandwich and egg splooges all over your hand or face or whatever.

 

[Apochrypha]

Omelet or scrambled. Also great on toast, with avocado or tomato.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Eggs are such a depressing food. Like eggs are what a family that is slowly falling apart would make to try to convince each other everything is fine. They're sheeple show food. Real hard niggas eat anchovies and spinach every morning.

Tip: when you're making eggs make sure to shut the heat off a minute or so before you think they'll be done since they'll keep cooking. If you've ever gotten a watery plate of scrambled eggs, that's because they're overcooked, the proteins tighten up and it squeezes all the water out of them.

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

Eggs are such a depressing food. Like eggs are what a family that is slowly falling apart would make to try to convince each other everything is fine. They're sheeple show food. Real hard niggas eat anchovies and spinach every morning.

Tip: when you're making eggs make sure to shut the heat off a minute or so before you think they'll be done since they'll keep cooking. If you've ever gotten a watery plate of scrambled eggs, that's because they're overcooked, the proteins tighten up and it squeezes all the water out of them.

spinach and eggs are kino tho

 

[Boss Hawg]

I also like scrambled with portabella mushrooms, spinach, bacon, and mozzarella cheese. But that's more of its own thing besides eggs.

 

[Anon88]

I eat them raw to save time by cutting out the cooking part.

 

[Roxanne Wolf]

Scrambled mixed in with sautéed veggies