How do you like your coffee kiwis?

[skaytec]

I like it alone, with no milk and sugar. Sometimes I like it with some ice cream or with ron.

 

[*Asterisk*]

Like my favorite pussy; black, and without a covering.

 

[Jaiman]

I hate dark coffee, I need cream in mine.

 

[CatParty]

black. at least 5 cups a day

 

[DangerousGas]

Black and strong.

 

[Positron]

Black, strong, and instant.

 

[dunbrine47]

Caffeinated Black.

 

[AA 102]

Black and super caffeinated.

 

[Chicken Nugget Scoon]

I like my coffee when it's tea.

 

[r00]

Black no sugar.

Gee, we're a diverse lot here.

 

[AnOminous]

If it's good, without sugar or milk.

If it's bad, drown out the awfulness with milk and sugar.

Black no sugar.

Gee, we're a diverse lot here.

VICE says we're all psychopaths.

https://munchies.vice.com/en/articles/scientists-say-psychopathic-people-really-like-bitter-food

 

[MrTroll]

Cold with lots of milk.

 

[AnOminous]

Cold with lots of milk.

You sick fuck.

I hate dark coffee, I need cream in mine.

Quit talking about your butthole.

 

[RI 360]

Black and kinda muddy because I only buy espresso and I use far too much of it at once.

 

[Jaiman]

Quit talking about your butthole.

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

Dark Roast with milk and cream.

I like drinking it with cheese cake or a similar type of sweet, the bitterness compliments the sweetness really well.

 

[RI 360]

Oh, and if I'm doing an after dinner espresso it has to have lemon peel and anisette.

 

[AnOminous]

The way to test a hipster coffee joint is to ask them for a ristretto.

And then judge it on its own merits, but if they have no clue what you asked them, they aren't even hipsters. Throw their fixie bicycles into the river and never go back to that place.

 

[Pikonic]

Cream, no sugar. Flavored coffee is OK, but it has to be a simple hazelnut or vanilla. I can't stand pumpkin spice.

 

[Ol' Slag]

Black. Smoke too much so I dont taste the bitterness.