How do you kill the Batman?
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- 9 de Ago, 2022
Dox him and cancel him on Twitter for using his gorillians to act out a revenge/power fantasy beating up thugs in his fursuit instead of affecting systemic change and also bringing orphans to his secret basement to wear tights together.
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- 17 de Nov, 2024
Shoot him with a gun.
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- 9 de Sep, 2021
Put him suicide squad kill the justice league
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- 9 de Ago, 2022
Throw a rock at him!
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- 8 de Dic, 2020
The billioniggers army of PR and lawyers violently tardwrangle and bury your campaign.
in the games canon now that wasn't the real batman but a clone
you try to rock his world but you have to decide how you are gonna make him rock
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- 9 de Ago, 2022
Counterpoint: Nuh uh.
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- 8 de Dic, 2020
outcome: you randomly throw a rock at him at some event and are tackled by his security and sent to mega american prison
I (Don't) Have A Gun
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- 13 de Mayo, 2021
Get a sexy and slutty super-villainess with a sad but empowering backstory and plenty of daddy issues that leads her to have a on again off again attraction to Batman. Infect her with mega-super-aids. Give it a few encounters between them (you'll probably have to break her out of Arkham a few times, but that seems pretty easy to to) and then wait. In a few years Batman retires and a few more years Bruce Wayne dies of a undisclosed illness he's been struggling with.
It's not the most efficient plan but I think we're looking at a 100% effectiveness.
It's not the most efficient plan but I think we're looking at a 100% effectiveness.
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- 13 de Dic, 2022
Here me out. We need a monster to defeat a monster. Let's go with giant cave centipedeman. Wears a big centipede suit or something.
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- 29 de Ene, 2021
Just bully him into suicide by calling him by the name that the Swedish use for him, that being Läderlappen. Others languages might also work but I can't be ask to look any of them up.
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- 19 de Oct, 2018
giant glue trap and a shotgun.
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- 9 de Ago, 2022
Nuh uh.
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- 29 de Ago, 2018
You have to break his plot armor first, otherwise he's just gonna come back, like the last 700 times.
Alternatively, you should probably just settle with killing a lesser Batman in some nobody universe. Those ones don't tend to have "I'M THE IMMORTAL GODDAMN BATMAN" level plot armor.
Alternatively, you should probably just settle with killing a lesser Batman in some nobody universe. Those ones don't tend to have "I'M THE IMMORTAL GODDAMN BATMAN" level plot armor.
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- 2 de Dic, 2024
Make a reboot with a troon Batman and a far-right Joker, preferably both black.
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- 17 de Ago, 2019
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- 24 de Ago, 2024
Hit him with the old reliable
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- 23 de Feb, 2019
Bucket and a chain.
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She's got good technique