How do you handle being incredibly stupid?

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CharlesBarkley

CharlesBarkley

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Yo, I just bombed a certification test so hard my dead momma in hell felt the blow of shame. When I die and see her again, she will whoop my ass in the lava pits and be ashamed forever more.

With this and looking at my previous life actions, I realized I'm like, mega retarded. Due this being the farms and everyone here is an expert on retardation, thought I would ask what's the best way to handle this crippling lifestyle modifier.

Here is my thoughts on possible coping methods:
1. Cheat, lie and hope for the best.

2. Attempt to work hard and after three years of failing to learn elementary level Spanish, apply for some kind of tugboat program for the smooth brain disabled.

3. Become a streamer on something like IP2 or become a twitch thot and hope you can make a living that way.

4. Just post in A&N all day about race wars and anime.
 
I just post on the farms. Doesn't make less less retarded, but makes me feel better knowing there are some who are far more retarded than I.
 
CharlesBarkley dijo:
First off, bing. Second. It's all stuff like "my kid Is is too hard on himself, what do I do?" And it's all answers that consist only of sympathetic lies. It's pretty weak.


I think a person like me would make a perfect jannie.
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>not using bing for amazon rewards
Got like 5 criterion blurays from it
 
As an uncertified retard myself, I would recommend just try being a good person and make friends. They'll usually throw some nepotism your way either out of kindness or pity.
 
I log into my alt account, "Sinner's Sandwich", and make idiotic posts that show I have no understanding of context or nuance.
 
Every time I feel like I'm smart its quickly followed by the overwhelming feeling of being completely retarded. It's like an inescapable loop. Doesn't matter in what context I feel smart whether I feel smarter than someone else, someone tells me they think I'm smart, I do something others would regard as smart, etc..... Its always followed by the thought that I'm actually just retarded.

Really what I'm trying to say is that its hard to judge your own intelligence, and that of others. Stop worrying about whether you're smart or not and focus on what you're good at. Just because you're not traditionally intelligent doesn't mean you can't find success in life. Hell what you're good at might actually pay the bills and then some if you're lucky. If all else fails just know you can always be a garbage man, shit pays pretty well from what I've heard.
 
That's the thing about being incredibly stupid; that isn't for you yourself to handle. It's everyone else's jobs to deal with your being incredibly stupid. Just look at any of the threads featured on this site for proof of the concept.
 
Your problem isn't being retarded, but being retarded while also being clever enough to realize you're retarded.
Bang your head on a wall till you get into the blessed category of blissfully unaware retards.
 
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