How do you get into Bohemian Grove?

[Blouie]

I wanna see that buring child effigy for myself.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Maybe try to do what Alex Jones did when he tried to enter Bohemian Grove. I remember there was a video of him trying to enter that place in the 1990s.

 

[Dutch Courage]

Play rhythm guitar for the Grateful Dead.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Once you've fucked 10 kids you will be contacted by a current member who will give you further instructions.

 

[Boss Hawg]

 

[Idiotron]

You can make a child puppet and burn it with your friends in the woods and you won't need to pay a ton of money for the experience.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Nigger, just find out where it is and go there.
That's what Alex Jones did.

 

[BBJ_4_Ever]

Get elected to public office and gain prominence. You will get the invitation.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Why would you want to go hang out with a bunch of pedos and Jewish puppets

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

Ask Alex Jones, he knows all the hidden routes into the grove.