How do you fight a Testicular Torsion Wizard?

[Gangstalker #32194]

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

 

[Jerry1337]

You twist them yourself before the wizard can get to them himself.
Works every time.

 

[Morch Ponkey]

 

[Mojo Thief]

Cast "Hollowpoint Bullet" out of your magical Glock handstaff straight at his balls while out of aggro range

 

[I'm Retarded?]

surrender immediately. that shit is my mother fucking kryptonite. I think about it every time I sit down or feel a random pain in one of my balls. absolutely insane that you can accidentally kill one of your nuts just by knocking them around the wrong way, just by like jogging in boxers or something like that. why are my nuts not stored inside my body like a fuckin lizard. imagine if your liver or your kidneys just hung outside your body in a loose skin sack and you could literally lose vital organ function just by something hitting it too hard or jostling it around too much

 

[Chainsaw Man]

 

[DankSmoker]

surrender immediately. that shit is my mother fucking kryptonite. I think about it every time I sit down or feel a random pain in one of my balls. absolutely insane that you can accidentally kill one of your nuts just by knocking them around the wrong way, just by like jogging in boxers or something like that. why are my nuts not stored inside my body like a fuckin lizard. imagine if your liver or your kidneys just hung outside your body in a loose skin sack and you could literally lose vital organ function just by something hitting it too hard or jostling it around too much

Women like to talk up their struggles but they dont know the everpresent dread testicular torsion reaps on every man.

 

[Moths]

Get my missus to fight him

 

[dick brain]

Mithridatism.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

seeing pic in OP makes my balls hurt. i think i have testicular torsion now. welp it's been fun but it is all over for me my guys. pray for me and my hurt balls.

 

[Voracious]

I hope and pray that I roll higher than him.