How do yarmukles stay on?

[Laburnum]

Those little things look like they would slip off real easy.

 

[EyeGuy]

Snap clips, or you just wear one big enough that it stays balanced.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Jew Glue™

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

they were promised to stay on their heads 3,000 years ago

 

[DankSmoker]

The same way black women keep they wigs on, its clipped in, it might be trickier with Jews because they usually develop a bald spot right were its rested, that's why avoid I wearing hats. There might be some adhesive though for people that shave their head, I'm an unjewdicated goy so take what I say with a grain of kosher salt.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I don't speak moon language but I'm pretty sure it's this tape.


For bald Jews, I mean. Otherwise it's bobby pins or snap barrettes like you'd use with any other tiny hat/veil.

eta: that does just look like fashion tape that someone illustrated with a kippah instead of pink and a neckline. Probably have to do your research and see if they're the same thing, and if so, which is a better deal per inch.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

The horns keep them in place

 

[DankSmoker]

I don't speak moon language but I'm pretty sure it's this tape.
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For bald Jews, I mean. Otherwise it's bobby pins or snap barrettes like you'd use with any other tiny hat/veil.

eta: that does just look like fashion tape that someone illustrated with a kippah instead of pink and a neckline. Probably have to do your research and see if they're the same thing, and if so, which is a better deal per inch.

Eh, I'm not going to browse kipastore. I'd assume they use the same tape they use to prop up boobs because a bald jew is probably an executive producer and has someone to help him with that.

 

[Laburnum]

Oh my goodness, I just realized I spelled yarmuckle as yarmukel, I don't think I can forgive myself...

 

[Pagan Min]

Industrial stapler or nail gun. Oh, don't worry about any pain they might feel, since they're all dead inside anyway...

 

[Agares]

Suction cups that stick on the bald spot.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Suction cups that stick on the bald spot.

They have to make sure to lick it for it to stick properly.