How do we turn Chris gay?

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Ryan Rash

Ryan Rash

LET IT OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!
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Alright, gaylords and fanny pirates alike, we have a situation.

Our Pet Lolcow has limited his online presence significantly: the only real connection to the net he has is his facebook. Our agents have had their plans to veer him off the straight path interrupted.

I have gathered us all here, today, to ask the tough question:

How are we going to turn Chris homo?
 
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speragory ho!

Also in response to the question, just let him live out his life the way he is. He may turn in desperation to find... The same thing he gets now.
 
First, all of us BRUTE MALES take our shirts off, showing our big ugly pecs.

Second: We beam images of PICKLES and BIG THROBBING DUCKS into Chris' head.

Third: ?????

Fourth: PROFIT!
 
Ryan Rash dijo:
How are we going to turn Chris homo?
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His own mind has already been doing that for a long time:
Julie: Tell me about the random thoughts you've been having, please.
Chris: [sigh] Just basically told 'em, the ones, that, uh, try to trick, the ones that might, that turn me off because they were...they were gay, like I would get, like randomly an image of a penis in my head.
Julie: Aww, can you describe more to me, please? I wasn't there to listen.
Chris: [sigh] Okay, well sometimes, I mean, I'm not sure whether it's mine or not, it's just like a random...penis, like, uh, you know, because it could have been mine or it could have been one I saw in, like one of the porno vid-, one of the porno movies I've seen. And uh, anyway aside from that, I also, uh, get random audio and word thoughts in my, between my audio and my philopathic[sic] memory, where, uh, it's like, you know, other people saying, "CHRISTIAN IS GAY."
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LordCustos3 dijo:
Replace his Sailor Moon Poster with a poster of Kenshiro.
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And replace Kimmi or whatever inflatable gal pal he has with this yaranaika guy pillow

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But yeah, seriously, I'm guessing spergatory for this one
 
We don't. Turning Chris gay would be the biggest hate crime against the gay community you could possibly make.
 
Did you forget the part where Chris finally admitted he was gay in "Julie Reveals Herself"?
 
soIregistered dijo:
If MLP tells him it's okay in a future episode, there you go.
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Eh, lots of Chris' favorite shows might support homosexuality. Chris' heterosexuality is ranked higher than most things he's interested in nowadays, including tv shows.
 
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