How do we make Null happy again?

[Foxxo]

We don't want the poor guy to suffer. I don't at least.

He really doesn't like A&H; if anything, he only allows news for traffic, but that's kinda getting old for him.
So what do you guys suggest?

 

[Kermit Jizz]

We don't want the poor guy to suffer.

We don't?

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Has he ever been happy?

 

[Bixby Snyder]

More troons

 

[Table Country]

Free pizza for life.

 

[User names must be unique]

Has he ever been happy?

he seemed quite happy when talking about his garden.

I suggest a subforum for gardening.

 

[Knight of the Rope]

he seemed quite happy when talking about his garden.

I suggest a subforum for gardening.

The Good End for him is abandoning us all, turning his back on this veritable shithole of the Internet, turning his back on the nigger-centric culture of the US the world and living a peaceful monastic life tending to his garden in some unassuming rural-village in some nondescript country.

I have faith that he'll find his way eventually. I mean personally I'd love it if he just left things to inertia and I continued to have a place to shitpost and gawk at life's failures, but it comes to a point where I'm actually surprised that he's kept this place kicking at supreme personal detriment to his own life and wellbeing, and that point was crossed years ago now.

 

[Miller]

We could post feet.

 

[Pharaoh Fungus]

He should take up an artistic hobby, like painting, or learning to play a new instrument. Also he should get some weight lifting equipment. One of the best ways for a guy to improve his mood is to start lifting. It's good exercise and improves your body.

@Knight of the Rope pretty much nailed it on the head. Walking away from this website and living a peaceful, humble life away from the shitshow of modern society would be good both mentally and spiritually.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Has he ever been happy?

His streams were much more light hearted when he was covering Chantel. He says the Nader arc is boring, but he's obviously just too depressed to watch his fertile Goddess run back into the arms of another man over and over. The only way to make Null happy is to get Chantel to turn her back on Tader for good.

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

Set him up with Chantal, poster and buzzword banning

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

I get the impression from watching the last couple matis that working on sneedforo makes him happy.

 

[HERE YOU GO]

Ban anime profile pictures

 

[Gimmick Account]

We'll need a volunteer tradwife of course, somebody who is pure of heart and not just doing it for a custom board title.

But it's tricky, you know? Sometimes what you need isn't what you thought. He might get suspicious of the meet-cute gayops by the time we realise only an anorexic african jew can calm his fiery soul. Anyway I'll ask around

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Four Aryan waifus to attend to his every need.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Love him longtime.

 

[SevenEightNine]

HUGS AND UNICORNS.

 

[Justanotherguy]

Feet pics are the way to Papa's heart.

 

[Miller]

We'll need a volunteer tradwife of course, somebody who is pure of heart and not just doing it for a custom board title.

But it's tricky, you know? Sometimes what you need isn't what you thought. He might get suspicious of the meet-cute gayops by the time we realise only an anorexic african jew can calm his fiery soul. Anyway I'll ask around

Does Brittany Venti have an account here?

 

[z0mb0]

By getting him back the one who got away.