How do we hack null? - Bear computer uprising

[gangweedfan]

Obviously the farms would be much better served under the leadership of the technology boards top users, with our supreme intellect and tech skills than by a retarded dog. So how do we get him lads? Some ideas:

• Ask Him Mabye he will give it to us for free if we ask nicely?
• Free Pizza we disguise ourselves as pizza delivery or cable guys and go to nulls house. Then things play out how they do in the movies.
• Bait Email We could send a fake email from donald trump saying that he will keep section 230 in return for kiwi farms. It could work lads.

Any other ideas?

 

[GHTD]

We kill the Null.

 

[byuu]

Keep emailing him diaper pics until he loses the will to live and gives up the site.

 

[SIGSEGV]

bear computer

 

[Maiseisinthetea]

It could be a stretch but there's a possibility that he's said or wrote his password at one time. We just need an ambitious autist to sit through all of his livestreams and look through his entire digital footprint. Idk what to do about the three password attempts though.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Mabye he will give it to us for free if we ask nicely?

The real trick is getting him to take it back once you realize your mistake.

 

[Mimic]

Do not sully the kind nature of bear computer with these gay ops.

 

[2021Murder]

honeypot. i'm sure one of the cis-women on this site would be willing to fuck him, he loves fatties too.

 

[naught sock account 1]

sex.

 

[Bad Gateway]

PlumperPass password reset phishing scheme

 

[TwinkLover6969]

We start a lobbying group and bribe congressmen to repeal 230

 

[Inventor of the Telephone]

We kill the Null.

Divide by zero. Null/0==nullo. Okay, we have to remove his nipples and genitalia. Its for the greater good.

 

[The Real SVP]

I use a hand axe for all my hacking needs. Should work for hacking neets too.

 

[Reverend]

Give some of the deathfats his cell phone number and have them start sending him nudes.

 

[special need's H20]

Send him an email with a file attached called "BBW MUKBANG 11 HOUR COMPILATION.mkv" and fill it with root kits and mal-ware.

 

[Canoodler]

Send him nudes of Chris.

 

[gangweedfan]

Send him nudes of Chris.

How would that hack him?

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

Send him nudes of Chris.

How would that hack him?

 

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Offer him the chance to earn the stable and sufficient income that he deserves and work 9-5 (besides an occasional maintanence window) while remaining anonymous.

 

[Tim Buckley]

The next logical step is to open our own shitty website instead and steal the data of all those retarded enough to join before the owner gets backstabbed and gets invited to the partyvan.