How do we get Null laid?

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

He's so fucking angry all of the time, we need to fix this.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I’ll take on the job. I think he’s kinda cute

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Well he has a strict policy against dating fans so you'd need to set him up with someone who doesn't know who he is but will accept a "noticer" who's main hobbies are programming, laughing at internet retards, moderating internet retards, map games, runescape and has zero access to payment processors. Even if he did find the right gal to help save the white race all it would take is her saying "I sure love exotic cheese" for null to react like this.

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[LimeRikki]

The men on this site
Are thinking about penis
The day ends in 'y'

 

[Nicholas Gur]

Null could be married for all we know and you bet your ass he would never tell us if he was.

Nigger can't even go a whole week without telling us comments he made on twitter. No fucking way he could keep his mouth shut about getting his dick wet.

 

[No-Eyed Square Guy]

Our man Josh "explicit verbal consent is the greatest aphrodisiac" Moon's dick gets so wet so often it's rotted like a pier piling.

 

[Thomas Talus]

He needs to become a full-time vtuber.

 

[Susan-O]

Josh must never get laid. Otherwise the last bastion of free speech on the net will fall.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

There's a magic hole that can solve all problems

 

[Kosher Dill]

Josh must never get laid. Otherwise the last bastion of free speech on the net will fall.

His virginity is the last thing left in the Pandora's box of freedom. Guard it well.

 

[NH-8340]

He could definitely get laid if he tried, it's almost like CWC where there's an infamy factor that'd make him appealing. Think of it as a toned-down version of the teenage girls who worship school shooters.

 

[peachlover669]

Null could be married for all we know and you bet your ass he would never tell us if he was.

We would have heard from chantel by now.

 

[DerangedBehavior]

I have a friend who said he is willing and able to get the job done. Null's love quest finna be over.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

put @Sparkletor 2.0 in a dress & give him Taco Bell laced with ketamine