how do u have sex

[AMHOLIO]

plz help

 

[not william stenchever]

I make love like an eagle falling out of the sky. I killed my sensei in a duel and I never said why.

 

[rel=alternate]

The penis goes in the vagina.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

Idk, I’ve only ever soaked

 

[AMHOLIO]

The penis goes in the vagina.

what if u only have two pebis and no vagina or two vagne and no penes

 

[not william stenchever]

what if u only have two pebis and no vagina or two vagne and no penes

Adapt. React. Overcome.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I make love like an eagle falling out of the sky. I killed my sensei in a duel and I never said why.

I heard that motherfucker had like... thirty goddamn dicks

 

[Le b0wski]

Sex is very much like riding a bike which is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

 

[Hellwalker]

I don't

 

[AnneRipper1010]

Well first you get married

 

[rel=alternate]

Well first you get married

I am not marrying no prostitutes, I have dignity!

 

[Shamefuru Disprayu]

Is sex the thing where you go check the breaker box and then follow the wiring to the root of the problem?

 

[Commander Shepard]

When a mommy kiwi and a daddy kiwi love each other very much...

 

[Cat tit bingo]

First to make things easy get really lubed up, next slip in a finger, gradually add more until you hands in. Slide up to your forearm before starting with your other hand. Now you got to feel it out and start gradually push your head in there, you should get upright and let her slowly slide down but once she get to your waist you'll need to start jumping to get her past, and finally she'll hopefully sit down to get you the rest of the way in.
Once your both satisfied she'll do a cartwheel and the centripetal force will get you out in one clean motion, if she can't preform a cartwheel that's what those weird swings are for.

 

[YouDoNotHaveTheRight]

I say, "Hey wife let me smash" and she says "no".

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

With lights off and socks on.

 

[AnneRipper1010]

I am not marrying no prostitutes, I have dignity!

Who said anything about a prostitute sir?
If you have to pay her to marry her she's for the streets

 

[long waters]

I am not marrying no prostitutes, I have dignity!

Wonder what @MAAAD 's been up to?...

 

[Nigger Kike]

dunno i think @WelperHelper99 and @Generic Anime Girl could answer

 

[rel=alternate]

Who said anything about a prostitute sir?
If you have to pay her to marry her she's for the streets

Switching things around now are we?

I am hardly marriage material. I drink too much, I work too much, I am moody.

I would not want to trap an innocent woman into a life I am not ready to provide for besides money.