How do I write story? - Genuinely fucking forgot

[AMHOLIO]

taking all serious and shitposts suggestions

 

[Lords Greatsword]

Examining literary archetypes and figuring out some way to fulfill them can be a decent start. There are apparently archetypes for several elements, ranging from locations to characters.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Examining literary archetypes and figuring out some way to fulfill them can be a decent start. There are apparently archetypes for several elements, ranging from locations to characters.

Good advice, but I forgot how to construct sentences and paragraphs that are intriguing and enjoyable to read too. A good story is still hard to get to catch on if you talk like a mongoloid and aren't writing niche amazon titles.

 

[Farsided]

Setup and payoff is always good to rely on. Just don't make it simply go from A > B then C > D. etc. One trick that also works to get things moving is pick a story that's a complete wreck and see how you'd fix it. No shortage of those around.

 

[PonderosaPete]

Become literate.

 

[dick brain]

Imagine what the average dumb fucking retard on the street would be interested in and write that.

 

[Pomniman]

What you do is you lay out a sheet of graph paper in front of you, inject ink into your testicles and ejaculate it out. If you don't have the equipment to do this, then too bad, you'll never make it.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

I don't know this story guy you are talking about, but It shouldn't deviate much from how you write any other dude: Figure out his mail address and send it there, or I guess address if you feel old fashioned enough to send a letter or postcard. Don't forget the stamp though!

 

[AMHOLIO]

What you do is you lay out a sheet of graph paper in front of you, inject ink into your testicles and ejaculate it out. If you don't have the equipment to do this, then too bad, you'll never make it.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

If you're lazy then just plagiarize one and edit it sufficiently enough to be undetectable. If you're even too lazy for that then use ChatGPT. Otherwise just write stuff.

I'm not a writer so take this with a grain of salt, but my only "substantial" advice is to write fanfiction first. I wrote some as a kid and it's way easier to do because the groundwork is already laid out for you and all you need to do is carry on the torch. It's a decent test of your abilities imo, if you can write something that naturally flows with the original work then you have the technical skills to write well, the only question then is if you're also actually creative or not, which will be evident in your own original works.

Personally, I find writing fanfiction boring and cringe so I can't take my own advice anymore, but if you're so inclined then it's the optimal gateway with training wheels.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I would love to see some of your fanficiton.

Unfortunately, though I could probably still find it, I'm pretty sure it'd be tantamount do--er, phonebooking myself.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Why? Did you write about how Goku beat up all your bullies at school or something?

I see I've already said too much...

 

[stares at error messages]

Describe events and people, especially people talking to each other, working for a common or conflicting purpose(s).

 

[Doktor Grimm]

Good advice, but I forgot how to construct sentences and paragraphs that are intriguing and enjoyable to read too. A good story is still hard to get to catch on if you talk like a mongoloid and aren't writing niche amazon titles.

Just make sure you're varying the length of your sentences and you'll be golden. The number one thing that causes prose to fall flat is homogenous sentence structure. If all your sentences are of similar length then they will be insufferably boring to read. It doesn't matter how inspired your word choice is if everything reads the same.

Think of it like contrast in visual arts; when you introduce variation with appropriately-placed punctuation & different paragraph lengths, you bring attention to desired focal points while, by comparison, emphasising the positive qualities of the rest of the text. Like this. Even if you're conveying the exact seem message, you seem smarter.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

Start with the ending and work backwards.

 

[stares at error messages]

Once upon a time there was Nigger and Whity. Nigger said to Whity, "give me yo chips". White said, "no get your own". Nigger smacked Whity in the face and took the bag of chips. But there were none left. Nigger tried to dig around the bottom of the bag for crumbs while white rubbed his source face. "What was that for?" Whity asked. "You know. -- Bad decision making skills n sheeeet", said Nigger. Whity was upset. Gorillas have better manners than Nigger, Whity thought. Whity decided to get away as fast as he could, but he was still too slow, probably concussed by the smack. As Whity was about to get to his feet Nigger grabbed whity by the pants and ripped down his pants and drawers. Before Whity knew what was happening Nigger was raping Whity in the bussy. “If you can’t get me no chips, then I gon go have some bussy!” exclaimed a exerting Nigger while he reciprocated like a saw into Whity poor defenceless ass. “Aaaaaah!” Screamed Whitey. All he could think about was the intense pain he was in from Nigger horse ploughing is ass. After Nigger nutted, Whity’s anal arteries had ruptured from the violate anal rape and he began to bleed out. It wasn’t long before he went towards the light as he thought, “Damn. I should have sat next to a gorilla at lunch instead of a black man. I would have survived.” It was at that moment everything faded to white and Whity was gone. Nigger was left on his own now. Nigger thought, “I’m hungry. Where I gonna get some chips. And a schasta. I’m gonna need to wash down dem chips with something full of salt and sugar. Need dem electrolytes, know what I’m say’n.” Nigger abandoned Whity’s lifeless corpse to be reclaimed by the many more intelligent animals in nature, as is the way of the jungle; Darwin’s way. The End.

What you mean you don’t know how to write a story. Shoot yourself in the head, stupid ass.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Just take a story that has already been written and changed all the characters to black lesbian women. That's what the big guys in Hollywood do.