How do I up my bowling game? - I need that 300

[Day Drinking]

Kiwis, I'm trying to bowl my 300 game and I can't seem to find the special way to get the ball down the lane and do the strike. Let alone 12 times in a row. Does anyone have good advise?

I've tried being drunk when I showed up to bowl, and continued drinking while I was there. I've tried being high. I've even tried being drunk and high. But I still just can't seem to get a strike consistently. Idk what I'm missing. How do the pros do it?

 

[Dialtone]

Maybe try a spoon?

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Finger my holes like a bowling ball and develop your finger strength. This is a sure fire way to up you bowling game.

 

[Day Drinking]

Maybe try a spoon?

Ok, but I'm the big spoon. Not sure how that's gonna help. Stranger things have happened though.

 

[The Luigi Player]

Get a bowling ball that curves

 

[DankSmoker]

 

[Epic Fail Man]

You put the bowl upright and add cereal and milk.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Wii Bowling

 

[Day Drinking]

You put the bowl upright and add cereal and milk.

I never tried smoking like that, but it's worth a shot.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

My friends all did the cheater method of grabbing it from the side and spinning it. I was too stubborn for that bullshit and did it the old fashioned way. My 120 score speaks for itself.
So do the cheater spin thing.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Put on a fursuit.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1Wptn8AZz5w

you can have the best technique but it don't mean shit if yer balls ain't polished

 

[Nick Gars]

Find some decent adhesive to stick to the bottom of your shoes to beat the floor wax and shot-putt that shit for a strike from 5 feet away. Repeat until you get 300/300.

If the staff try to stop you, grab a second ball, death grip one in each hand, and spin, shouting "I am armed and dangerous and you faggots cannot stop me!". Keep it on the DL, but that's actually secret employee lingo for "I'm going to be the Billy Mitchel of bowling". It's like a secret password to get them to stop interrupting your training sessions.