How do I unclog my ears?

[Hermann von Salsa]

I can't describe to you how annoying it is to have one ear clogged and ruining the best part of songs I like. how to fix?

 

[gagabobo1997]

mix bleach and piss and pour it into your ear canal

 

[The News Crews]

A bullet worked well for me

 

[Tor Lugosi]

insert a very sharp knife into your ear canal and scrape out any gunk

 

[Gog & Magog]

Warm water injected with a plastic syringe angled to leave room for earwax discharge. Make sure you sterilize the water beforehand.

 

[Neodanthril]

Look into ear candling

 

[Le b0wski]

Use a drill.

 

[BarberFerdinand]

Get some hydrogen peroxide, dilute it a bit with water. Go somewhere you can lay down, like your bed or a couch, and lay down sideways with a towel under your head. Use a dropper to squirt the diluted hydrogen peroxide into your ear and let it fizz for a few minutes.

 

[SandyCat]

Most pharmacies or most stores with a pharmacy / medical section have little ear cleaner things that usually use warm water or some other type of solution you squirt into your ears to clean them out