How do I turn back time?

[The News Crews]

To the good old days

 

[Cups2Cups]

when the mama sang

 

[Cat tit bingo]

If you could find a way
Would you take back those words that have hurt them
And they'd stay?

 

[Jason Wynn]

You need a gypsy, a tramp and a thief to do that.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

Wish we could turn back time to the good old days
When our momma sang us to sleep, but now we're stressed out

 

[peachlover669]

woah woah woah buddy, if that was possible i would have already figured it out and my first wife wouldnt be in a ditch right now. but i know i cant stop you so keep trying, youll get rid of that herpes eventually.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

The best way to reliably trigger a nostalgic response is actually through smells, so if you can find a specific smell from childhood it works best.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Christopher Reeve did it on-camera in "Superman" by pushing the earth till it rotated backward, but he's dead now so you can't get him to do it unless you can already turn back time, in which case you wouldn't need him in the first place.

 

[31 Black]

 

[Dysnomia]

Ask Cher. She probably figured it out by now.

 

[Gaystapo]

The Time Turner from our favorite trans-genocider