how do i suicide a police officer?

[Lithuophile]

My faggot neighbor is a cop, he always beats his wife loud as fuck and I can't sleep. How do I convince this faggot to commit suicide? ACAB

 

[Lokenstien]

I see you through your incandescent tricks. Not today Glowie, Not to-fucking-day.

 

[The Hero of Kvatch]

Get him to transition to a woman. The rest will take care of itself.

 

[PonderosaPete]

Tell him that beating his wife is actually illegal. He'll realize that he has broken his oath, and is thus honor bound to commit ritualistic suicide in front of the local mayor or daimyo.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

Your whole body is a weapon; your tool is merely the tip of it.

Use your mouth. Convince him to commit suicide.

 

[Rent Tin]

Give him information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.

 

[Shig O'nella]

In your case, show him your browser history and wait a day.

 

[Catler]

Have him reach for your gun.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Is y'all niggas crazy? I'll bust you and be Swayze
Stop actin' like a baby, mind your business, lady!
Nosy people get it too, when you see me spit at you