How do I solve this difficult situation?

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

I was sleeping and both dogs burrowed under my blanket to keep warm and now I don’t have room to roll over.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Masturbate.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

train them better

 

[Blouie]

Crush them

 

[Rozzy]

Let rip some gas.

 

[My Name is Ed]

Get a bigger bed.
Roll on the spot.
Hug them.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Hug and pet the dogs!

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Hug and pet the dogs!

I did and the cat got jealous so now I have more animals than when I started.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I did and the cat got jealous so now I have more animals than when I started.

Hug and pet the cat too

 

[Looney Troons]

Train dogs to stay at the the foot of the bed, or do not get on the bed at all. Supply them with their own throw blanket. Better, give them a bed of their own near the foot of your bed so they are within vicinity of you, but not encroaching on your space.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Train dogs to stay at the the foot of the bed, or do not get on the bed at all. Supply them with their own throw blanket. Better, give them a bed of their own near the foot of your bed so they are within vicinity of you, but not encroaching on your space.

My wife is more of a bed hog than the dogs.