How do I seek asylum in Mexico? - I want to escape persecution in my own country.

[Alex Hogendorp]

Considering Canada passed a bill to have me arrested indefinitely for things I post on this forum.

 

[eatler]

You just go to Mexico because no one wants to go to Mexico. Also don’t worry about surviving there, if Ralph can survive in the metal shed he’s held up in you will do great!

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Considering Canada passed a bill to have me arrested indefinitely for things I post on this forum.

You’re wearing a VPN rubber, yeah?

 

[Anti Snigger]

yew can't cum ayylawg

 

[sweater_supremacy]

remember to wear a sombrero so you blend in. the bigger the hat the less suspicious you are

 

[everybody in Portugal]

remember to wear a sombrero so you blend in. the bigger the hat the less suspicious you are

To add to this, have a pack 15 semi-feral chihuahuas with you at all times, wear a poncho, grow an outrageous moustache and call everyone 'Ese'. That'll be enough to at least fool any Yuorfag you might meet out there. Oh, and be lazy and/or yell about how you work for the cartel and are going to cut out my heart while it's still beating if anyone questions your authenticity.

ed: fetal feral