How do I run without my legs? - I can't walk so how?

[Alex Hogendorp]

No seriously.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

for president

 

[SERAPHlM]

Your best bet would be some sort of physical therapy, or medication of some sort.

 

[DankSmoker]

Hire a sherpa to carry you.

 

[Aunt Carol]

People have done it before; it's easier than telling the difference between your girlfriend and an intruder.

 

[Unsane]

You're a raspberry ripple and a burden on the taxpayer.

I'll bet you had your bungalow converted to accommodate your spac chariot and personal helpers at great expense.

Dignitas is worth a look.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

Buy everything on the menu at taco bell and eat it.

 

[AgendaPoster]

No seriously.

Like this

https://youtube.com/shorts/16gDRvIf3Co

 

[wetlettuce]

on the plus side, you'll spend less money on shoes...

 

[Daily Affirmation]

Retrofit a motor onto this.

 

[HahaYes]

You roll everywhere. Become the human boulder you were born to be.

 

[Day Drinking]

Get yourself a brumak. Bitches love brumaks.

 

[DankSmoker]

Get yourself a brumak. Bitches love brumaks.

I had to google what the fuck a brumak is and frankly I think you're just piggybacking on my idea.

Bitches probably do love brumaks, though.

 

[Pruto]

you're so obese, just roll around.

 

[fake farts]

Embrace your inner Suck Dick for Cock and butt-scoot

 

[Jotch]

Do your hands and arms not work??? Just use those?????

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Push yourself around on a skateboard.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

very slowly