How do I register my feet as lethal weapons?

[Sparkletor 2.0]

This is for non sexual foot discussion only. @Feet Are Neat is not allowed.

 

[Forever A Loner]

Kick ass and chew bubble gum.

 

[peachlover669]

You got eh lisense fo them kickas?

 

[Pagan Min]

Don't wash them for about 5 years. Then go into a police station and request to have them registered. One whiff of 'em and you'll get that registration for sure!

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I heard using your hands is already legally classified that way at times, so probably feet too, retardedly.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

go to the DMV and fill out form No. FT_69 & supply photographic of feet from all angles.

 

[3rdAccountFuckEmail.com]

start kicking some cops and they will have no choice but to put some cuffs on your tard legs. This is an implicit admission by the local governmental executive branch and police by extension that your feet are a lethal weapon and need to be binded together. I have seen many masters of foot kwon do in my time, many get tard restraint wheelchairs.

 

[Le b0wski]

Cut them off, use them as a murder weapon, watch them be bagged up and taken into evidence as a lethal weapon.